Hi, it's me...richard

As if you actually needed to know more about me, ok? Go read about the other guys.

Here's a revealing jpeg of me in my most secret sexual fantasy. i like to wear my hair up like this for an elegant evening look.

if you have an actual question for me, like bryan who asked upon seeing this picture, "uhh..why does it look like you have actual shit on your hands?", email me. duh! it's not shit!