richard: ok so like the main question here is "wasup with those shorts!?" they are way too short for any straight guy, and they arent colorful enough to be european. also his shoes are very standard issue fagwear. my guess: domestic fag.
bryan: i think i'll have to go along with richard on this one. the telltale sign: the hair. and forget about the shorts, check out how far down his shirt is unbuttoned! this guy was beaten up a lot in elementary school.
marcel: Ich bin ein berliner und mein shorts are too short!