heather: Wow, the frontal fanny pack, the stance, if it wasn't for the boring white American tennis shoes I would say she was not only a sporty dyke but also a German Lady. I just need to say i don't know how i feel about this "cop a feel" bullshit. But Bryan and Richard are fairly nice so I guess i can trust them and just play along.
bryan: oh c'mon heather... let's not perpetuate the stereotype of lesbians not having a sense of humor ok? this article is all about not having a sense of style... oops! excuse me... rather a different sense of style. i thought i was gonna save the ellen degeneres reference for later, but you have to admit the similarities are striking... lesbian.