bryan: yeah, i think this lady could kick major ass if she had a mind to... sorta like susan powter probably could. that susan, she's a lesbo right? oh wait i remember her talking about her new husband once... anyway she's not fooling anyone, except maybe herself.

heather: American lesbian with nice strong legs. A different kind of redhead than our early example and yours truly. Is that fanny pack a defense mechanism for her roller blading accidents?? She probably has a serious long term relationship and shares a summer home with friends somewhere that I've never been.